Hey Old Cityzens! Went to my garden this weekend and things aren't going well as my small 'crop' is failing. So I thought I'd see about going into the music industry because I have [...]

Hey Old Cityzens! I had a joke about roofs, but I decided not to tell it because it would go over your head. LAST DAY TO VOTE! TODAY is THE LAST DAY to vote [...]

Hey Old Cityzens! Y'know.. I was gonna start this week off with another joke.. this one about perforated paper.. but I changed my mind, because it's terrible. *crickets... * I jumped the gun last [...]

Hey Old Cityzens! Ohh.. we got a taste of that sweata weatha after the Wednesday rains, and now I'm ready for more! Hey, I was gonna start things off with a joke about construction, [...]

Hey Old Cityzens! Coming down to the end of the month.. end of summer.. the start of the school year for some. We've got a bunch of information coming up in Wednesday's newsletter, so [...]

Hey Old Cityzens! *Insert usual questions about your weekend* *Additional drivel about weather* RIGHT??? I've been busy cleaning and purging my place, and want to get back to that (weird, eh?) but let's talk [...]